Laser Hair Removal-a godsend

OMG!  About a month ago, I discovered from a friend of mine that one can get something called LASER HAIR REMOVAL!  As one of those dorky, hairy teens called gorilla, needless to say I was all agog to hear about this new advent in hair removal.  One of my ex-boyfriends even broke up with me because of this very unseemly unwomanly characteristic of mine.  He was an ass and let's just say he got his in the end so no big deal but unfortunately, I'm still self-conscious about it.  Well, girls and perhaps some hairy gay guys would like to know,  it involves 4 to 5 treatments over a 5 to 6 month period.  And guess what, it's CHEAP in Korea.  So guess what I'm going to be up to over the next few months-you guessed it-laser therapy!  I am so excited about this!  I am looking forward to 10 minute showers-no more shaving armpits, or any other hairy parts....I am thinking full body hair removal.  In your face, mr. ex bf .  I will be like the new and improved hairless chick sans albino.
The other wonderful thing that I've been up to is spending time with my personal trainer.  Who has been whipping me into shape.  Of course, I've only been doing this for a month during my vacation...and nearly being in my mid-30s has been slowing me down a bit. My 3 year old nephew is still able to spin circles around me. Being around him is like being with a black hole-except he's sucking the energy from me but he's so damn beautiful, I find myself forgiving him for that.  Anyway, getting back to my trainer-I am worried that as soon as my holidays are up and I end up back to work-that the stress of work will slow me down further and I won't be able to do sports-which I hate not doing btw.  All you 20 year olds out there-you have no idea how much I miss my old body.  Recently, I was in Punta Cana surrounded by topless women in bikinis-well thongs!  How can I compete with that and work at the same time???  A girl needs food.  So, yeah...I was the only loser in a tankini-damned if I want anyone to see my rolls.  Hopefully, in another year...I will get my old body back...groan...it's like Homer Simpson and his eternal struggle.....I always have that picture in my head when I think of putting on a pair of size 2 trousers....THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE...