The 'Retire at 35' RANT

     The more I am at home, the more I think about retirement. Who invented work??  I think some idiot out there decided one day that work was needed to make money.  What happened to the days of trading to acquire things that one wants?  I, for one, hate the concept of WORK.  What is the point of it?  My father worked for years and years and when he was ready to retire he was only able to enjoy 2 years of his retirement.  This is why I think it would be better to be FREE of the indentured slave mentality of work.  I, for one, don't want to work.  I only do it because I feel I have to because society expects me to.  I think it would be better to say I am retired.  I had a great life abroad and now I am retired.  

   So..this is it PEOPLE. I am 35 and RETIRED!  Ok...mom, it is for 7 months but I WANT THIS FREEDOM TO LAST FOREVER! To be FREE of CRAZY BOSSES and CRAZY CO-WORKERS! I say all you 35 year olds out there COME and JOIN ME IN EARLY RETIREMENT!  Ok...I guess I shouldn't get too enamored by my slogan but I am!  Can you imagine retiring at 35?  You are now old enough to do anything you want-cheat at all the online scrabble games you want,  play all the sports you want at an age when you want/need your body to look great, seriously think about eating healthy, and if you're single, you can meet tons of people at this stage of life.  You never have the time for this when you WORK!

   I seriously think that WORK is there to get in the way of all this. In fact, I am convinced of it!  WORK=STRESS and STRESS=UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE CHOICES.  And there you go...reasons to retire at 35!  Those are my 2 cents worth!