Wokmania and the Cashier Nazi

Warning to all: Do not go to Wokmania at the Gate in Newcastle! They steal from children and students!

Today, started out as a great Sunday up until the last few minutes before I left this place. Here's what happened and decide for yourself.

1. The nazi cashier, a rude, young woman whose name begins with C, but from now on we will call her the she-nazi, decided, without asking, to charge us as a group (there were 6 of us). Her excuse was that she didn't have any change. (which is crap because we all know that there are many restaurants at the Gate, along with a CO-OP just next door where she can easily move her ass to, to get change). Straight away, she charged us 48 pounds. Well, folks, what's 48/6-well, that's 8 pounds a piece-this was with a 10% student discount! Keep in mind that the normal cost of a meal at this place is 5 pounds. Sounds like she made an error doesn't it?

2. Well..it turned out that there was a small piece of paper on our table (I didn't see it, so I guess our fault) it said that there was a gratuity charge of 10% and if we didn't want to pay it, then we'd have to ask her beforehand, ok fair enough, we didn't ask-so we got charged 4 pounds-what a scam!

3. After taking our money and letting the she-nazi know a million times that we were students-she gave us a 10% student discount on our bill, which turned out to be 18 pence on the bill. 18 pence! Check the math, I know the British are crap at math (due to loss of math teachers in the British education system) but, last time I checked 10% of 48 pounds is not 18 pence and when we went to her to complain, she DIDN'T APOLOGIZE PROPERLY and DIDN'T GIVE BACK OUR MONEY!! She told us that we had to go to the manager to get back our money-so we asked when the manager will be back and are going to deal with it that way-she apparently didn't know how to deal with the cash register to give us back money, even though, she, certainly, knew how to use the till to charge us! Also, shouldn't we all have recieved 10% off, we are 6 students, so that should have been 60% off the bill.

4.What I thought was the greatest thing in the world was that I saw her do the exact same thing to small children-3 of them of age 11-when they looked at their bill, they were shocked as well, to see how expensive it was! I asked them about whether or not they had asked to not pay the gratuity tax-and guess who butted into my conversation with the 3 boys, the she-nazi! She told me not to speak to other customers, that it was against the rules-WHAT A HOOT! Wokmania is now under rule of a young girl who is in charge of the till! What the hell is going on, is Wokmania a mini society where the rules of freedom of speech don't apply. Well, lookahere she-nazi, you treated every one of us in a rude manner and then ripped off small children-which I cannot believe. As a result, I've decided to boycott Wokmania because I don't want to eat at a restaurant that steals from small children! That's really underhanded.

5. The other thing that I didn't understand is that there were no chopsticks to be found in this restaurant today-what's the point of having a Chinese restaurant without chopsticks?? And there was Indian food at this restaurant, why is a Chinese restaurant selling Indian food? This seems to defeat the authenticity of this kind of restaurant. Last time I checked, we never cooked Indian food with a wok. I don't get it.